unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

illumahottie:

illumahottie:

I have tears in my eyes.

Like I don’t even think you guys understand the magnitude of this tweet. The sheer humanity of this, they are dying over there. No they are being SLAUGHTERED but they have the ability to still think to help people they have never met, people they will never meet. They understand what the people in Ferguson are going through, they see it because they are going through it too.

http://inlovewiththepractice.tumblr.com/post/94685844545

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

http://awwww-cute.tumblr.com/post/94703334522/what-a-diva

pill-y:

Slept on the roof with my best friend. Watched a sky full of stars at night and woke up to the sun rising over the ocean. Such an amazing weekend.

www.pill-y.tumblr.com

effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

http://lysol.co.vu/post/56771354875/holy-shit
http://tallpussy.tumblr.com/post/52882520507

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

http://girlwithdeathmask.tumblr.com/post/84150589139/me-ignores-boy-boy-posts-picture-lookin
http://orangeskins.tumblr.com/post/88563086564

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

http://lincecumesque.tumblr.com/post/92709047258/the-most-hardcore-handshake-of-all-time

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

image

http://starllex.tumblr.com/post/92601583829/when-you-see-a-dog-from-across-the-street
http://viridianlavinia.tumblr.com/post/90496912901
http://memewhore.tumblr.com/post/95725627102
http://wendynp.tumblr.com/post/95318591640

assgod:

bert-macklen-fbi:

and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to

image

http://ForGIFs.com
http://awwww-cute.tumblr.com/post/74397038984/so-this-happened-on-the-news-today