thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

http://thew0lfqueen.tumblr.com/post/86565690184/dont-date-someone-you-wouldnt-own-a-dog-with

lorddisickbitches:

Scott and Kourtney dressed up as Bruce and Kris in attempt to recreate their deleted sextape.

http://lorddisickbitches.tumblr.com/post/59776712812

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

http://ratak-monodosico.tumblr.com/post/88371324370

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

http://accioheadcanons.tumblr.com/post/30645731567/good-wifi-on-the-hogwarts-express-this-year
http://owning-my-truth.com/post/94677068972/zerlinamaxwell-if-u-view-the-protestors-as-a

penis-hilton:

bertha knows what’s up

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

http://tylerslittleshit.tumblr.com/post/95759164097/english-is-not-my-first-language-and-all-my-life-i

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

http://knightscrest.tumblr.com/post/55493530531/damn-i-just-got-served-by-my-waitress-this
http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/12531166964/ron-takes-pride
http://oreimo.tumblr.com/post/96332926520/hey-guys-its-todd-again-as-you-can-see-im-ridin
http://blastoisex.tumblr.com

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

http://sogaysoalive.tumblr.com/post/89682884576/i-can-never-stop-laughing-at-this

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

http://tomsigh.tumblr.com/post/86001922756/the-sun-has-come-out

"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them." - JK Rowling

http://pottern.tumblr.com